Let's Actually Open The Hurt Locker

It must be difficult living daily life as the Federation of French Cinemas.

It's a rare condition in this day and age/to steal people's cell phones at Coachella and get chased by an angry mob.

Shouldn't that marriage be annullable?

Obi-Wan only ever calls him "master", as far as I'm aware.

Vermont has disbanded?!

Bernie isn't "old", he's a shambling skeleton held together by ancient socialist dark arts and Sanka.

Really not what I mean. I'm just saying this comes off as overly lazy for very little reason. It's really not a huge deal, and I don't even mean it in a partisan sense.

Beautiful morning.

We're going to wake you up inside, but sure as hell won't save you.

I bet Kangaroo Jack, the character, has lived a Bojack Horseman-esque life since this came out.

Works for me!

Was it really worth cutting only the three tweets that were critical to the Obama admin? Like, this wasn't some sort of economy of space thing, you posted twelve tweets.

Archer quotes, eh? "Gonna shoot an arrow" is my favorite!

Honestly, if you were past disc one, you probably ended up better off.

Is a Dikachu brand condom just letting Dikachu do the pounding while you comment on AV Club?

If it isn’t from Japan and it isn’t animated, can it still be anime?

The A.V. Club

I would count "Fart-Break Hotel" and "Crotchwalkers" among the most essential episodes, if only for how off-the-wall they are while still maintaining perfect character consistency and dynamic.

Canadian.