Sly and the Family Spooked?

When asked about the whole ordeal, Sly said he didn’t realize how Rocky the situation had become. He said that he warned the goons when they showed up by screaming “Stop, or My Mom will Shoot!”

Blancoté isn’t a real French word, but “blanc” and “cote” translate to “white” and “side,” as in Heat center Hassan Whiteside

Almost exactly a year to the day after Patriots equipment personnel “likely” intentionally deflated footballs to make them easier for Tom Brady to grip

I’ll go ahead and say it - Diana showed her ass in her “I’m not saying Rob Konrad is lying, but I’m not saying he’s not lying” reporting. When you write a headline like this, you're basically hedging your bet that the person in question is a liar. And for the second time in as many stabs, her straw grasping came up…

The whole article paints a story that his tale didn’t have legs because all the cops, fire dept, and dunkin donuts (the fuck?) didn’t report any accident.

Hey guys, good job. You did exhaustive research trying to prove this guy to be a liar, but came up short. Alas, you ran with the pointless story anyway.