Gen Xers are a lot like the Silent Generation of old. Fucked both ways by the demographics either side of them.

I have a Dear Friend that was late to move to the right lane for his exit, so started to brake to make an evasive maneuver to get to said exit. I should mention, Dear Friend is a Washingtonian, and this occurred in California in a car full of Californians.

Exactly! The reason I live in NJ is because I missed my exit before the bridge 20 years ago and you know, what are you going to do, right?

Erik — I appreciate your balance on this article, something other Jalopnik writers and editors have been unable or unwilling to attempt.

Nah, this looks more like Phil’s work.

I like him in the Riddick movies, including Pitch Black.

I used to install these tubes and it was always used to measure traffic volume. We didn’t accurately measure the distance between the tubes, so it wouldn’t be useful for speed. It’s possible that it was used like that in other situations, but I never personally saw it used like that.

But Jason Statham movies are FUN.

Still happens in Oregon, except the onion is now ironic, as is the fashion of the times.

I remember when these tubes were laid out at gas stations; a little bell would ring, alerting the attendant who filled your tank, checked the air in your tires, checked your oil and washed your windshield.

Congratulations, you’ve discovered what happened to all the white dogshit.

He looks like Emperor Palpatine

How the hell you gonna come for someone else’s looks and you look like this???

Yeah, she’s black. Apparently, they were together for a long time and recently got married.

He looks like bad brie.

I don’t know. Because who would want to look at that face all day, knowing he trashes black women? He looks like bad brie. Does he have billion dollar trust somewhere that he has kept hidden?

I’m calling a winner out of that bracket, in a huge upset - Gandalf Hernandez.

Don’t sleep on Jimbob Ghostkeeper, is all I’m sayin’.

Following Rick and Morty, stay tuned for an all new Jimbob Ghostkeeper on Adult Swim!

They’ll never top the Bruce Campbell commercials