@billysan: It's sad that my first thought was, "I don't think she's going to be able to shoot very well in that position." Second was, "I guess they forgot to spray tan a certain area..."

@Alex_Mexico: Even if it had Kinect support it wouldn't see your groping action but I suppose you could just poke with your nubs. :)

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: It sounds like something you put on a rash caused by diarrhea.

@mariospants: I guess the arsenic face huggers would be more lethal but wouldn't make as entertaining a movie..."We removed the face hugger from John's face and it appears he died of arsenic poisoning...so...um, make sure you don't let it get on your face and you'll be ok."

@mariospants: So ALMOST as scary. ;)

@Ghostwize: I'm with ya. I had to check to make sure the latest game was V and not IV. hehehe

At least they didn't tell us they found a new lifeform with acid for blood.

@ManchuCandidate: They'll say the mountain skinks are closer to god and he can hear their prayers easier. ;)

@FrankenPC: Wasn't that the riddle of steel? ;)

@psycoking: I guess he thought, "If it worked for Michael Bay..."

So would Battle.net be the United Nations?

@FriedPeeps: "Pew Pew! KEEESH! BOOM!" :)

@laughingisfree: Now I'd pay $900 for that. :D

@FriedPeeps: And no "real battle" sound effects. :(

@FritzLaurel: Or White Denzel aka Harrison Ford.

Dirty Dancing and Benny Benassi beats do not go together well.

@crookedKerouac: And free pizza. :)

@doofusgumby: ;)

@skinnyguy: He could put it on a boat and head over there, right? :)