My dad had a Pacer (a woody wagon Pacer!). He traded it for a Ranger before I got my license.

I'll take an implanted cell phone, please. With a subvocal mic and bone-conduction speaker, so I can achieve technological telepathy.

@m57: A one-button gaamepad?

@JakeMG: Ω Man: Or the Magic Trackpad.

@Zoot: Yeah, they're all passive adapters. I've actually tried this (albeit with a shorter chain of adapters), and no, it does not work.

Speaking of keyboard shortcuts and Gmail, is there a shortcut for switching between logged-in accounts? Now that we can have more than one, that is.

@Webran61: They'll almost certainly use the current-gen for the base model. That's what they did with the last touch update, and with the iPhone.

Remember: the cheapest model will be based on the previous generation.

@Brandon Farrington: I downloaded this, and I don't even own an iPad... yet. This app addresses about 90% of the reason I have for not buying one.

KLATUU BARADA NIKTO

@bobby.tables: I get one good friend, and three people I've only spoken to once or twice. BORING.

That's an awesome story about something I've never thought about before.

That was funnier than I could have possibly imagined.

@freecks: OK, I'll see what the Constitution has to say:

A review loaner? You know he was testing the drop protection of the case.

@TVGenius: Apple's recommended third-party BT adapter is the D-Link DBT-120.

I love articles like this, just because so many posts on the internet are one-off stories with no background and no follow-up.

From the product description on Wowwee's site: "After a long day working, Roboscooper loves to whack things with his arms."

@Jack Sampson: No need to send one, there are two Soyuz capsules docked at the station that can serve as lifeboats.

@Adam: I think we're gonna need a bigger robot.