I've hit three deer in the last couple of years. Now my solution to not hitting deer is to not drive at night unless I have to, and to drive like a granny when I do.

@John Atchison: Ow. Looks like the push bar on the front of the car tore it open.

@momo: I imagine someone has all of their phone numbers.

@dufus: You can see flying things anywhere. Air shows are about "look at that thing... it's COMPLETELY FRICKIN' AWESOME!"

@Dukietown: If I only had a brain...

Congrats, it's a netbook without a keyboard.

I'm gonna love him, and hug him, and pet him, and call him George!

Holographic passenger cabins? Yeah, right. By 2030, airliners will have vinyl benches like school buses.

They're all laughing at that poor Blackberry.

Of course I'm satisfied, I don't own an iPhone.

1) Confirmation

@phiyuku: I've owned two HP laptops, and they've both had hardware problems. Never buying from HP again.

Apple is just 2.2 points short of Acer in the US. That's actually pretty shocking.

Always have a mechanic check a used car before you buy. If the dealer says no, walk away.

This is weird, and you should feel bad for writing it.

Excellent! Now I won't have to forward all of the mail from one account to another.

@Jimmy From The Block: Well, that's reassuring. Not.

I sincerely hope this man experiences crippling depression over his loss, and then offs himself. I further hope he has not reproduced.

@ivealwaysgotmail10: Chatroulette probably started off with 30% normal people, too. Give it a month or so, then it'll be all ween, all the time.

@Philip Barnett: Country, singular. Russia is the only country that will be able to get people to and from the ISS once the shuttle is gone.