Dibs on a Willy's Wagon!

@86LX5.0: Or a level in the next Fallout game.

@Frisco Fairlane500: A dollar, of course.

@elchimpo: I believe that's what the penultimate line of the story refers to: "so now instead of placing gag order on the researchers and pretending there's no problem, they'll actually have to fix it."

Everything about that kid's appearance just screams "jock douchebag" to me. This is Karma getting even with dad for raising him, I think.

That's so ugly, it makes me want to punch a baby.

I've seen one of these driving around my hometown. Looks just like this one, except matte black with flames.

Poor Wienermobile. I'm sure the driver feels terrible.

@FuturePastNow: Apparently, I need to read an entire comment thread before replying to the first post.

@CPO Alfisted: Agreed, they can call it whatever marketing says they have to call it.

That thing would be at home hauling OCP executives around.

Twice, warnings both times.

Aww, poor Cool Bus. Looks like the frame/chassis should be intact, hopefully he will rebuild it.

One of the funniest things I've seen on the road was an Elgin Pelican street-sweeping the Interstate, chugging along at about 10MPH.

That hood ornament thing completely destroys the car's appearance. Hideous. And I like the current Prius.

I have a ton of rifles and six-shooters from the " Western LEGO sets, some muzzle-loading rifles from the Pirate sets, and knives from the sets with divers.

I love living in Central Illinois. Truly, we have everything.

What if I want a Chrysler wagon, can I put a 300C front end and badges on a Magnum?

I think the Prius looks better. It's a simpler design, it has fewer things going on.

I like it. Beats putting another lifted pickup truck on the road.