@futuremrsrickankiel: Hangovers are no excuse for forgetting how to spell "ever"...

What you missed while participating in your first every riot.

For some reason I can't yet begin to fathom, this makes perfect sense to me. Seriously, I have no idea why. But it does.

Lousy pinko.

"One... two... three... four... five! Five chickens! A a ahhhh." — bleyden32

I'm so goddamn sick of the NBA Playoffs.

Grand slams bring out the starry-eyed little kid watching baseball in me. They're SO HUGE and SO AWESOME.

I liked when Jeff van Gundy called the Lakers to win it like 5 minutes into the 1st quarter. I might make that my ringtone.

Then that was probably the worst Paul Pierce impersonation in the history of Western Civilization.

@The Sports Hernia: Or the World Series. Or the Superbowl.

I'd auction off a night with pretty much anyone I've ever dated for tickets to this series. Just sayin'.

Hehe. More like "Errors and Emissions," am I right?

My Name Is Earl, I blame this entirely on you. You and the state of Wisconsin.

Milton Bradley is kind of a crazy asshole, but implying that he's somehow missed the boat by NOT being a recovering drug addict is one of the stupidest fucking comments I've ever heard. The Josh Hamilton story is awesome in and of itself and doesn't need to be used to cut other players down.

@twoeightnine: Or sour cream, which a bar near me does. WHAT THE FUCK.

This honestly sounds like kind of thing you'd whip up in your kitchen while baked late at night... you know, when you just start putting all the random shit you have in your fridge together and then kind of melting cheese on top in the hopes that it'll all work out somehow?

@Babcocksure: @Afino: grr

Argh. I saw Dontrelle toss at Pro Player Stadium in 2004 and it was goddamn awesome. I simply refuse to believe he won't be back someday. I'm such a sucker for pitchers who fall from grace...

I take issue with the notion that Boston has sucked continuously and regularly since 1946. Surely there have been at least one or two instances of non-suckage in that interim. The Great Vacuum Cleaner Strike of 1957 comes to mind, for instance.

@Doyle McPoyle: Allow me to present you with my complex theory about why the 2008 New England Revolution is very similar to the 1971 Bruins.