...and with that, Justin Masterson is summarily sent packing back down to the minor leagues to make room for the Bartolo Colon Era. No, keep going; you're going to need to make more room than that.
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Damn. I definitely thought either Carlton Fisk or Johnny Bench would have had comparable stats, but not even close. Hats off to ya, Mike.
Killer story. This feature rocks my socks off.
Oh god... I'm going to revert to ESPN Commenter mode and vomit up homerism all over this post in 5... 4... 3...
Lakers v. Spurs, eh? GO METEOR!!!
@Suss—: WAT HOW U DO THAT
Oh my god it's better than Christmas. These pictures have restored my faith in the existence of a benevolent deity.
Should I take a stab at this?
Schadenfreude always tastes so good on a Monday morning.
@Doyle McPoyle: Heh. Having been fortunate enough to make the trip to Belmont several times in my college career, I can attest to that. Then again, I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy/gleefully participate in said trashiness.
It's funny because his name kind of sounds like poo.
I now have a very graphic mental image of John Maine and Moises Alou hunched over Joba Chamberlain's fallen corpse, blood smeared over their faces. Thanks, MLB Closer!
Paul Pierce. With no regard for human life. Thank you.
@ltwinslow: Thought it was in the fall right after the (worst ever) ALCS?
Manny probably thought he HAD to high-five the fan in order to complete the play. Sometimes I'm convinced he thinks he's playing Calvinball out here.
Bahahah. Every time I hear/read about Ricky Williams now, all I can think of is that Dan Patrick interview where he said he likes to get high so he can read the Bible.
A few years ago, the Kansas City Royals' marketing slogan was, "You Gotta Love These Guys." Definitely my favorite ever.
@futuremrsrickankiel: In fact, I think I'm officially starting a Baseball Doomsday Cult, if anyone wants in. You get a free Tshirt!
Ummm Joe Maddon and Lou Piniella are both winning their divisions.