@UkraineNotWeak: You say that like it's a bad thing, man.

@futuremrsrickankiel: proofread your comments, ho.

I would have envisioned this trial unfolding like one of those crazy movie trials, where everyone from Chris Berman to one of the fake coyotes on the ESPN campus is called to the witness stand (to much ooh-ing and ahh-ing from the spectators, of course) and a man bursting in with the last minute dragging a mail sack…

@futuremrsrickankiel: You fail at the image-posting game. FROWNY FACE.

@Doyle McPoyle:

What is this "traveling" you speak of? — NBA refs

"I'm confident we have what it takes to win at Agincourt." - getyaarmagnacready

AXELSSON + STURM = SIT DOWN MONTREAL

God, I get so scared when the Bruins go into OT.

OJ Mayo spelled backwards is Oy Am Jo; alternatively, it could be O Yam Jo. Does this feel significant to anyone else?

As an Argentine, I can assure that none of us give a fuck about any political demonstrations that don't involve red meat, toy poodles, and/or the expression of our passion through the seductive magic of dance.

No no no, you look good. TONK fat.

@Fundamentally UnSound: No. No we do not.

YOU'RE A TOWLES.

@futuremrsrickankiel: issue issue issue issue

"Keelhaul" FTW.

@Its The Beer Talking: Pssh no Soundwave? He was always my favorite.

He's got, you know, an armadillo in his trousers.

Someone's been studying their vocabulary. Pop quiz on Friday!

Oh, this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most [24]-year-olds can handle.