Wait... seriously? We won? Twice? — KansasCity

This must be a real chip on Carl Monday's shoulder.

In fairness, Will, if you were engraving the statue, you would have forgotten to close one of the tags at the end and the whole freaking statue would have been a hyperlink to Fire Joe Morgan.

Not to be confused with the planned inscription on the Lou Piniella Memorial Statue: "LETS KERRY WOOD CLOSE, FOR SOME REASON."

@DannyNoonan: ¡sʇǝƃƃnu oƃ s,ʇǝl

Jesus! That Steve Nash bobblehead is going to come to life and kill us all while we sleep!

˙ǝnssı ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ƃuıʌɐɥ ɯ,ı ¡ʍouʞ ı :—ssns@

You're seriously paying more attention to women's college basketball than to ME?! — TheFrozen4

@Doyle McPoyle: No worries, dear. You realize, though, that this means you drink double next time...

@Doyle McPoyle: Congrats on the Mets, dude! We missed you this weekend.

@Doyle McPoyle: Dude. Congrats on the Mets today... we missed you this weekend!

It's so unfair. My mom always makes me bring in enough +1's for EVERYONE, even the kids I don't LIKE.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is the REAL white lobster.: Yeah. I'm guessing he probably feels ready for retirement, too. This could be one of those rare situations in politics where everyone comes out a winner. Unlike the NL East.

@futuremrsrickankiel: and it MADE me smile.

Honestly? I thought the whole affair was really nice. I literally can't come up with a single snarky comment to make about it. It was nice and it make me smile.

John Daly!

Unfortunately for him, this year the home team starting catcher is all over a bunch of 14-year-olds.

Oh my god. I'm going to see SO MANY PENISES.

I'm, like, REALLY uncomfortable with the juxtaposition of the words "beefy" and "draping," and I'm not quite sure why.

No points for guessing which one of these fans had Tennessee in their finals.