@ballsattack: 'Cause they don't know where the fuck it is, would be my guess.

Tit Blame

These didn't look like two teams trying to lose.

I mean... fuck. Do they still have booze-free bleachers? 'Cause if so, they can honestly go feel a tit for all I care. Making me hide my whiskey in a juice bottle like a damn high-schooler at a Dave Matthews concert? Pshh.

Commodore Perry, I blame this entirely on you.

@Gourmet Spud: Wasn't very nice of SI to finger the kid like that.

The Mets should be the favorites because of their pitching strength. — isthisguyserious,doesheknowhowtheNLworks?!0407

@44 in a Row: Nevah.

Also, Red Sox love goes quite well with a toasted bagel and a cup of Colombian roast. Delicious and nutritious!

My god, the game tomorrow is at 6:05 as well. I'm going to be legally insane by the end of the day. And yet, I cannot say no...

@supermike5alive:

Dice-K's dug himself out of worse than this before. He had a wild inning or two in the majority of his starts last year.

@futuremrsrickankiel: "violent behavior DOESN'T preclude redemption," dummy. Eesh!

Dude, get the pledge pin ready... this guy is SO IN!

@TheStarterWife: I certainly wouldn't disagree with you on the notion that violent behavior precludes redemption. In the context of this article, though, I'd have to say that the Steelers' decision frustrates me for that very reason: often, change will never happen unless someone is given a compelling reason to do so.…

@TheStarterWife: Uh, I'm not sure that the fact that something "happens" means your stance on an issue should reflect that. Hate crimes "happen," too, and I don't think any of us understand the emotions behind those.

Jerramy Stevens is furiously taking notes. "Kid... church... set fire... got it."

Yeesh. If only bracketology could whiten teeth as effectively as it sucks away my productivity at work.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: It just upsets me to see people Dish on a talented comedian like this.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: Eh, I think you'll find Charles' Barkley is worse than his bite.