Guhh. Back to the Stone Age ain't far enough. Let's see Frank do his best impression of Mir and shoot that unfunny tub of suck into space.

I think the game is happening now, apparently... wouldn't it be cool if someone live-glogged it?

How fitting. I know I can never goddamn find a stamp when I really need one. Much like the way that Tom Brady couldn't seem...

@Sh!tShow: Nice.

Pshh who's planning on waking up? I thought we all agreed to just stay up all night until the game comes on.

YAY

@Civil Negligence: Rice or noodles with that?

@Doyle McPoyle: Check your email, slacker!

@sassydeerrun: No, no, I think it's a philatelist.

I thought a philanthropist was someone who cheated on their spouse... no?

The NCAA tournament is welcome to keep pulling this kind of crap all it wants... just as long as I don't catch the MLB shoehorning in any playoffs contenders via half-assed one-game playoffs that result in the winner getting their asses handed to them by a stronger team after going through all that.

168-116?

@44 in a Row: Meh, I wouldn't call anything that Princeton's done in the tournament in recent years "representing." Not that I don't love my Tigers... but we suck.

EXPRESSION OF DISMAY AT MY FAVORITE TEAM'S SEED/LACK THEREOF

@Sh!tShow: Check your email, slacker.

I find that picture of the Spaghetti Monster kind of sensual. Should I be worried?

I've always been suspicious about what kind of meat the Chinese takeout place by my apartment uses for their General Tso's chicken.

Clint Hurdle and the Rockies do not approve.

Chopsticks is the hot one.

Also, Bruno Kirby was the limo driver in This Is Spinal Tap.