I simply adore the [MLB.com] headline on this: "Yankees lose despite Mussina, Crystal." Like, Crystal was out there busting his ASS, you guys. It's that lazy piece of crap Cano who's to blame.

That Yahoo page with the playoffs matchups on it is a pretty sweet find — thanks, Wyshynski!

Um, this closer wins the prize of, like, LIFE.

This is almost as stupid and gimmicky as if USC gave a basketball scholarship to the spoiled, untalented child of a rap mogul just so they could sell more tickets.

The possibility for innuendo contained in that comment may actually cause my head to explode.

Shaq is so fat, his double-double is actually a triple-double.

Ha! Who needs the word "Yankees"? I have a number of choice plural nouns I'd be more than happy to offer up as an acceptable euphemism.

Prince Fielder is offended.

@Chief Wahoo: Wait, seriously, I thought that only existed in my dreams...

The Diamondbacks are still doing that Free Garbage To Throw At The Rockies' Outfield Night, right?

@blastitbiggs: Both NY Times and British/Canadian rules allow for the inclusion of phrases, not just single words. K I have to go put in my eardrops and call my D&D buddies now.

@Grimey: Wait, really? I was so sure I had figured out your secret!

@Little Wooden Boy: I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw (and liked!) that movie. I actually do have a lot of respect for the level of competition there... I can't imagine having to do that with a whole roomful of people staring at you and second-guessing you. I freak out when someone's giving me directions in the…

I hate that I know this, but isn't this the kid who won the championship in "Wordplay"?

@Wyshynski: Is that a Willy Wonka reference?

"Something very right is going on in Erin Andrews' pants." —xxBrewersFan69xx

Not only that, but he's got to be one of just a handful of players who've managed to score a hat trick in JUST ONE PERIOD.

Argh, my Bruins! WTF, indeed?!

Ha! I actually own belly button rings with the Red Sox and Celtics logos on them, and I think they're awesome.

Mommy, how come the weekend has two daddies?