We’re actually having a great traffic month if anyone is curious.

I see your Saturn Sl1 limo, and raise you a Saturn Sl2 limo.

Fiat 124 is Always The Answer

‘Fraid so.

A penguin’s driving down the highway when his engine starts sputtering and smoking. He gets off at the next exit and finds the nearest garage. The penguin proceeds to tell the mechanic what happened and the mechanic says “Give me 10 minutes to look at it to see if I can find the problem.”

What’s the difference between porcupines and BMWs?

How do you know if a car buyer is lost?

Why don’t they make British computers?


Haven’t figured out how to make them leak oil yet

Faraday Future

By the way, if you think this “constant ragging” on Donald Trump is fun, I assure you it is not. Please make it stop.

We’re one of them. We bought out 2010 Flex new; it’s now got 123,000 trouble-free miles on it. My wife mentioned the other day that she’d like to start looking for a new one in the next year. She won’t consider anything else (which is funny, since I had to convince her to test drive one in the first place, based on…

Nothing a dead hooker in the trunk can’t fix.

This explains so much about the Torchlopnik posts.

We’ll let go of Doug one day.

I have a good feeling that a person will find the car, wonder what Jalopnik means, goes to the site, and looks for a way to connect

“...inside jokes, in between spewing hate towards anything that doesn’t resemble a [BROWN] diesel stick shift Miata wagon.”

Could someone please just move the car so I can get a Slim Jim and a Red Bull?

What is going through her head in that pic?
“I’ve got to get a better agent.”
“This doesn’t look like the set of Baywatch.”
“I really should have asked to be paid up front, before I drove all the way out here.”
“My ass is cold.”

Here’s a typical stretch of the A11. Not really suitable for bouncing off the speed-limiter, is it?

Disappointed? Because they didn’t ruin his life over a victimless crime. Reminds me of every time I’m disappointed over the slap on the wrist almost every Police Officer gets when he commits a crime that otherwise would result in you or I spending serious time in a cage.