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Chad Kirchner
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Higher packages will come standard with the center console, the introductory packages start with a bench seat, or an optional center console.

But the Model X has a functional trailer hitch...it can tow 5000 lbs

Your buddy, “Chad.”

He didn’t — only the porter did. When we went out to look at the VIN, I’m quite certain he didn’t even notice it was RHD.

Modern driving gloves are like that. Padding keeps your hands from blistering. Plus they’re fire proof... in case he drives a Ferrari later.

Any salesman worth his salt knows that the VR6 has any amount of valves the customer wants it to have. Rookie mistake.

“... then I watched a grown man ‘fist’ his car.” Things I never thought I’d say when I have to explain to my boss why I was laughing so hard I was crying.

I’m glad Volkswagen sells SO MANY cars to Americans that their dealers can willingly drive customers away like this. (Yes, that was sarcasm.)

The one who screams to pull over when you’re running from the cops. That shit takes a lot of concentration, damnit. Don’t interfere

Doug DeMuro has an R32 and I'm not getting one.

I do believe that no one cares what his opinions are, because “all racing driver’s opinions are terrible.”

I have only known for the past few minutes and if you excuse me I very desperately have to write the eBay listing for my Ferrari.

Coming tomorrow: A full write-up on what it's like to drive this beast, plus lots of beautiful photos, and some first-rate barbecue porn.