Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

Isn’t the lifespan of a Chrysler minivan usually measured in transmissions, rather than years?

Oh, well then I guess all of those truck drivers who can back a semi-trailer right up to the loading dock using only the sideview mirrors have been doing it all wrong! Or maybe they haven’t been doing it at all? Maybe they just thought they did, when really it’s just some program in the matrix?

I took the test and I got this

They preserved Skyrim, they didn’t fix it up.

But it will never have this.