They’ll still find a way to make it leak carbon monoxide into the cabin

I don’t care how good it is. I could never see myself driving one. The front looks fine (meh), the side is OK aside from the wheel cladding (it is what it is, I guess), but the back looks like every other economy car/CUV trying to look sporty by molding fake vents and shit into cheap ass black plastic.

“I am buying a Chevy.”

My vote goes to Bruce Almighty’s 280z. The 280z is still a great car to this day, but it seemed Bruce saw it more as a hooptie. It parallels the overall storyline, in that Bruce takes for granted what he has, and sees what he does have with pessimism.

The truth is that the “thinking man’s truck” is actually a cargo van…

Probably a bit nit picky, but equating ABV with “goodness” is a bit silly, no? This is similar with equating the amount of hops in a beer with “goodness”. If ABV= “goodness” I might as well pull myself a pint of Everclear. 

It’s also hard to come back from being hit by a Camry going 50 mph.

Coming from an zzw30 owner, that’s a terrible recommendation for a daily. It’s a great weekend car. It’s tons of fun and very reliable, but there is practically zero storage in the car.

In my opinion, the obvious answer. Econo cars seem to be the last place a manual transmission can be found as the standard, with the automatic as the option.

All well and good—I’ll have to see if a TSC is here in Big City.

The “Scion” of housing developments. I love it.

I’m not sure if I should admit this, but it took me a second to parse that last sentence. I was like... 28 ounces? Who weighs their ohhhhhhh

You can pretty much read between the lines and see that this is a Millennial targeted hipster community

Every single one of you that didn’t list the Escalade/Navigator is wrong.

Rednecks with welders, uh, find a way.

Spelled “TRX” for Troglodyte Reactionary eXtremist.

GM might want to forget about the old Montana...

Subarus have not had head gasket issues since the 2010-2011 EJs. Your comment is about 10 years too late. If you mean head gasket issues from WRX owners who turn the turbo boost to 30PSI on stock engines and then have their cousins tune it with their iPhone, then yeah, it can happen

Miss the good old days.