FIRST GEAR: Fuck Elon. He doesn’t have to like the guys questioning him, nor is he required to. They’re doing their job. The fact that he brings up people’s backgrounds and insults them only shows what a Trump-like turd he is. Anyone remember his “pedophile” comments?

Ford sold me with hybrid.

The Genesis Coupe is the King of Underrated cars. By a long shot.

The G70 in general is an unicorn. The G70 manual is the rarest of them all. 

Inevitably there’s someone who gets really defensive about some brands. Unreliable doesn’t mean 100% of cars will fail at a predetermined mileage. It means the odds of problems are a lot higher than other brands and the risk will only increase with age.

HELP CAR

It’s the new fire response mode. It was trying to drive itself to the fire station. 

Correct me if I’m wrong but Humble is still the only store that allows you to donate anything to charity, correct? There’s a reason for that. Most developers and publishers have no interest in giving their games away for free. If you can donate 100% of the sale to charity, that means the developer and publisher gets…

I *think* there’s a line of logic that there are more bad things that can happen in transit than there are just by using the supposedly safe truck on-location.

Isn’t Michael Keaton like, 70? Is he going to wear an onion on his utility belt?

None. They can kiss my ass.

NASCAR fans

Ya, wasn’t nearly as exciting when my ‘03 Grand Cherokee 4.7 blew a head gasket. But the repair bill sure got my heart racing!

Easy.

Used cars. 50, 000 miles? 6 years old? that’ll be your life savings and your first born please.

every single one of them. but mostly the very simple ladder framed roll up your own windows lock your own doors vinyl seated v6 trucks they have the balls to charge 38k for a crew cab. every single full size truck is overpriced.  second i would say is all german cars and their option prices. 

50% of American adults are obese, so this is likely a factor.

Probably brake fade. Or brain fade. Either way, not a good look for the so-called professionally-trained drivers of the State Police.

Eh, maybe. My sense was more that they don’t allow for enough tolerances in voltage variation. Most people would probably look at a sensor with a normal operating voltage of 0.5-4.5 and say 0.4 or 4.6 are “out of spec but probably fine”, but I swear VW is like “0.499 and 4.501 are out of spec so throw a code” and…

Ambition ahead of adhesion.