One would think he’d know when to select a driver but I guess not.

+1.08

Kang accumulated 6.4 WAR in 229 games with the Pirates.

Damn. They were just really proud of their one run.

Willie Nelson Smoked A Doobie For Career Hit Number 3,000

The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

You could say the driver was blindsided

Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

At least the truck stood its ground...

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Since when is ‘I’m an old crazy cracker billionaire with giant statues of an idealized Herculean me in front of the stadium don’t back-sass me boy’ not a good reason?

It’s like his brain was on holiday for a second there.

Wow he rumsprung that on the Rays out of nowhere.

That’s gold Jerry! Pure gold!

Ah yes, it was one of the best receivers in the league’s fault that the Lions are a dumpster fire. Solid take.

Joe West insisted on being the center of the composition, but Yadi had trouble framing it for him.

Gifstorm simulating Tim Hardaway Jr’s reply during contract negotiations:

Clicking on any Deadspin link installs Stuxnet on your computer. They remotely activate the camera and record you yelling at your children while you masturbate to Supreme Court opinions. It’s what approximately 35% of their audience is doing at any given moment.