Well I’m happy our justice system continues to be nice and reasonable and efficient.

Did you hear about this via tips@deadspin.com?

Walks will set you free.

Plus, when everyone was selecting a beer and it was time for his draft pick, he fucked it up. Bud Lite Lime, or so I’m told.

Judging from that first picture, all those empty seats that attended the game yesterday must’ve been devastated by the ump’s decision.

If she wants to take the spot of top Sports Baby, she needs to physically fight Riley Curry for it. Sorry, those are the Sports Baby rules. I didn’t make them but I WILL honor them.

Now, I’m no statistician, but I believe that Cincinnati is the first team to win the championship after losing to UConn by 54 points and going 8-22 during the season.

Tyson: Congrats, University of Cincinnati!

And the crowd can hardly contain himself!

I think the article makes it clear he was operating an automobile, not a watercraft.

Yet another spring training story about women banging big leaguers.

+2

As long as you don’t need to write the correct answer.

Mejia: But I was set up, man!

If only tip-off was at 2:30 then they could make the game.

When ordered to partake in community service, Crowder replied, “I’ve already been a Volunteer.”

“You can’t spell ‘underage teen’ without U-T.”- Steve Spurrier

This is what I just can’t not understand. People, especially young men, do terrible things all the time. If you own up to it, make amends, and generally continue to live your life not being a garbage person then you deserve forgiveness. Why mot move the hell on Peyton Manning. Why bring it up over and over again just…

Did the approximately five seconds of bliss equal the unknown amount of time spent apologizing? (Probably not.)

To be fair, though, Cubs beat writers have been publishing the same column every fall for the past 107 years.