Sources say Agosta became outraged when his ex referred to their lovemaking as a “2 minute minor.”

Speaking of busts........

Well, at least its Minnesota. They have plenty to keep their minds off football there like...the...yea this does really suck.

You must be new here. Joey makes a joke on every Deadspin post. Is likely unemployed.

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

If it weren’t for Kuechly, the local news would refer to them as the Carolina Black Panthers.

How do you beat the Warriors? You beat ‘em with hustle, heart, and using your head. You throw good, crisp bounce passes. You find the open man. You hit your set shots. You box out underneath. You move the runner along into scoring position with less than two outs. You hit your free throws. You eat your vegetables. You…

Piss would’ve completed the trifecta, but that and a woman menstruating would’ve completed the cycle.

“Can’t blame him for wanting to play for a team thats fanbase isn’t a festering pile of Capitol Hill douches from other cities and defense contractors from norther virginia.”

Cyclists and cops - two groups that often think they are above the law and are loved only by their own kind.

It's a school night. That always keeps attendance down.

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

also the parks and rec guy told him he had an 18-inch johnson

He told me there was a 25-foot tree planted between home plate and the pitcher’s mound.

He’s smart and figured out the only way he’d ever win anything was to not follow the Browns.

‘Did the Browns just say “Fuck it just pick anybody on Twitter and will give them something.”’

Horatio Sanz could be heard laughing from Section 410, Row 14