Before I deleted my account I would always ask women the same thing: "So do you want to hear a ridiculous pick-up line or should we skip the awkward stuff."

I thought the same thing about Belichick, but then had a thought during ESPN's postgame when they were talking about how disorganized Seattle looked before the play, with Lynch and Baldwin moving all around the formation before the snap. (NOTE: The following probably gives way, way too much credence to the "Belichick…

all of them. He took his Lipitor.

You guys can't stop watching a lot of stuff around here lately. Hope everything is okay.

'Who ordered the "flamingly brotastic yarmulke"?'

Defense: "And that object could have been anything. It could've been an iPad. It could've been an iPhone. It could've been a remote. Anything."

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.

Look, I know you only had 30 seconds, but I really feel as though you didn't spend enough time establishing a believable narrative.

I was wondering which offbeat commercial Will Ferrell would show up in.

Too bad this would never work for the Falllllllllllcons.

I think the real question is: Why are you in dentist's offices "all the time"?

Love how he tries to keep the blocks in-play, aiming them at teammates, rather than doing the dumb Dwight Howard move of launching them into the rafters.

A friend of mine went to UGA, and claims Herschel Walker spilled an entire pitcher of beer on her at a party. He apparently tried to calm her down by explaining "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Herschel Walker. Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Herschel Walker. Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Herschel Walker. Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm…

If she was a WR he would have been off by 5 FT.

Well, they were born into the 1% so technically they are a minority group.

A friend of mine went to UGA, and claims Champ Bailey spilled an entire pitcher of beer on her at a party. He apparently tried to calm her down by explaining "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Champ Bailey." Then he walked away.