KIA presents the heads up play of the game.

I'm sure this is exactly what this dude had in mind when he decided to work hard and make this his profession.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

"Way to go, Paul" lady's "That's classy" statement was icing on the cake.

An Oral Commitment to Bring 'Em Young, Vol. 8

I know it's the offseason for him, but Troy Polamalu has really let himself go.

"Decent upside, but needs to work on the backdoor cuts to break into the Top 100."

NCAA investigators can only keep track of 20 cases at a time, using the 'Fingers & Toes' system taught at UNC.

This is a very important question. A chip that requires dip is versatile but cannot stand alone, versus a pre-flavored chip that is not as versatile but is more independent of needing any dip.

Chex Mix has some form of pretzel in it so you get those along with all the other salty, garlicy goodness. How the hell does anyone choose plain pretzels when faced with all of that?

So in other words citizens shouldn't judge cops based off the actions of a select few, but cops should definitely judge citizens based off the actions of a select few...

"The NFL turned to sixth alternate Joe Flacco, but he declined because his wife is expecting their third child."

What about when he replaced Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men? Big career move

I think the crowd would've really fallen for Owen Hart.

I don't. I invited them over to my place to hang out.

Something else he can't come to grips with.

Huh... I thought it was supposed to honor the victims' average height of 4'09" at the time the abuse occurred.

His first three college games, ever. Against teams ranked #11, #1, and #2. In the divisional championship game, the Sugar Bowl, and the National Championship.

I'm sorry, but before you talk anymore shit I'm going to have to see your stat sheet from when you came off the bench unexpectedly and whomped three of the best teams in the country en route to a National Championship.

When you do something like this, the bond of family is dead. If he's smart, he shows them no compassion or mercy, sues them for everything they own, and leaves them with nothing. Then he has their house burnt down by the fire department as a training exercise and, as his last communication with them, sends them video…