The camouflage is so they can't be seen among all those buildings

Hey, how's that rock you've been living under?

Police Officer: HANDS UP!
Ohio State Fan: [makes "o"]
Ohio State Fan: [makes "h"]
Ohio State Fan: [makes "i"]
Police Officer: [uses entire can of spray]

I understand wanting to use tear gas on OSU fans as a general principle, but c'mon, you at least have to let them fuck up before you do it.

i told u I wanna check u out make sure i like the goods

Gotcha, here's looking to a more prosperous 2015 attempt!

Vin Scully should select inductees for the Hall of Fame. Vin Scully, and no one else.

Still need two more to change the light bulb.

In New York IIRC there's some legislators trying to pass a bill which would have officer involved cases handled at the state level rather than the local level.

Is this some kind of incest joke?

When shown the video, Hibbert's brother Julius responded with inappropriately-placed laughter.

That shot was so bad the Pacers ended up losing by 14.

"What? Kill you? No, no, no. I said thrill you. You know, thrill you with my performance tonight."

"That's an awful nice family you got, Pete...shame if something happened to it."

Man, Detroit hasn't been this screwed since just now...

I'm seriously confused ....is NJ no longer home to the Giants?

As an oncology nurse, what you wrote is the only way I describe this fucking shitty disease. Cruel, horrible, unfair, sad...distill it all and it just plain sucks.

Could be a distress signal. No one would choose to be at that game. People are being held there against their will.

"SMH, go 29-0, but lose one game and people don't know how to act."

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.