By going to Gaza and building a giant bridge?

#owngoal

I don't like to think about how long I held my puck before scoring.

He was upset it wasn't a Holiday Shaqtus.

Man, Kyle is going to be pissed when he sees this.

He later added "...on offense or defense."

Eat a sack of dicks, Matthew.

Nah just shitty.

"LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKER I AM GOING TO KICK. YOUR. ASS."

No more Lil' Eck.

It didn't work out so well next winter when a cop let the Japanese Navy into the Aloha Bowl.

I've done it but I admit it isn't all that satisfying when you're in your mid-20s and the other guy is in 3rd grade.

Seems like kind of a russet to judgement.

Missing one step isn't all that bad. Patrick Kane missed all 12 of them.

*Grammar are really important.

Well, this just means my kids won't be playing football, they'll be playing crick- oh wait.

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

As someone who went through clinical depression, I can't even imagine the pain he was going through because at least my shit was 100% psychological. Dealing with that on top/because of endless pain in your head must be torture to live with, which is why stuff like this is happening and will continue to happen. Just…