Some comedian did a bit about how "The Truth About Cats and Dogs" is like the statistical median of movie quality: basically nobody loves it or hates it, and roughly half of movies are better, while half are worse. Ted Lilly is like that for starting pitchers.

I knew it had to have been fraud if a Cubs pitcher was actually getting insurance.

a Canadian doctor! Ha! What'll they think of next!

Oh sure, but when I drop 37 at my job, I'm "a danger" and "not fit to deliver babies."

A friend of mine went to UGA, and claims Herschel Walker spilled an entire pitcher of beer on her at a party. He apparently tried to calm her down by explaining "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Herschel Walker. Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Herschel Walker. Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Herschel Walker. Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm…

If she was a WR he would have been off by 5 FT.

Well, they were born into the 1% so technically they are a minority group.

A friend of mine went to UGA, and claims Champ Bailey spilled an entire pitcher of beer on her at a party. He apparently tried to calm her down by explaining "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Champ Bailey." Then he walked away.

"I backed it up on Matt Stafford....get on my level cunts"

KIA presents the heads up play of the game.

I'm sure this is exactly what this dude had in mind when he decided to work hard and make this his profession.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

"Way to go, Paul" lady's "That's classy" statement was icing on the cake.

An Oral Commitment to Bring 'Em Young, Vol. 8

I know it's the offseason for him, but Troy Polamalu has really let himself go.

"Decent upside, but needs to work on the backdoor cuts to break into the Top 100."

NCAA investigators can only keep track of 20 cases at a time, using the 'Fingers & Toes' system taught at UNC.

This is a very important question. A chip that requires dip is versatile but cannot stand alone, versus a pre-flavored chip that is not as versatile but is more independent of needing any dip.

Chex Mix has some form of pretzel in it so you get those along with all the other salty, garlicy goodness. How the hell does anyone choose plain pretzels when faced with all of that?

So in other words citizens shouldn't judge cops based off the actions of a select few, but cops should definitely judge citizens based off the actions of a select few...