PRODUCER: *enters production trailer, wiping mouth on back of his hands* Ugh, sorry, still fighting off this bug. Did I miss anything?

Can't wait till they give that cord an extension.

Until he breaks the equipment because he's using it like a fucking asshole.

This is why people have such insecurities about working out at the gym; you're supposed to be able to do weirdshit.

How awesome would it have been if he just kept running? Off the field, out of the stadium...into our hearts?

Looks like the beginning of an in-depth show of how baseballs and gloves are made.

E1i h45 m0r3 r1ng5.

"@nknapple yea man you got em, and I'll gladly go eat with you but you don't have to pat"

/witnesses the crime

He's just preparing for December when the whole roster collectively shits its pants.

NFL Security: [Reviews tape]

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever read.

In addition to his homer, Hosmer hit a dousble and a trisple.

I've been playing fantasy football a long time, back when everything was done manually, and everything we learned about the game came from newspapers and television. It's just how I was raised. So when some second-rate website says I can't switch Adrian Peterson, it makes me wonder what good all this "progress" has…

"I can't do it. I can't stand still for that long."

Sorry for the delay in commenting. I opened this link and passed out.

Now, a partially paralyzed former player wants to outfit rinks with a "Look-Up Line"

He's got a point. If you look out on the hockey rink, all you see is white.