The Evangelical beliefs seem to be built around picking the worst option at every turn and then being very smug about it. Like they don’t align to any part of the Bible and their beliefs all seem to contradict themselves until you realize that the main link is that everything they do is the awful choice.

What the textbook says: "What is global warming? While we struggle to figure it out, the face of the earth as we know it —coasts, forests, farms and snow-capped mountains— hangs in the balance."

I dunno. The dolphins just want it more

No thank you, I already have to deal with the deer rampaging through my neighborhood.

Technically, he was very good; I don't think there's an argument there. It's been a few years since I read it but I recall that Childe Harold was in an absurd rhyming scheme and meter, and he kept it up for hundreds of pages. But that's sort of the point - why make your work wilfully obtuse just to show how good you…

Please tell me you drank some coffee before that happened. Otherwise, I have just acquired the lamest superpower ever.

Have you noticed, they've never been seen in the same room together? Now, I'm not saying they're the same person, but that's mighty suspicious to me...

So this is probably one of the greatest gifs ever

And sometimes those two even fucked each other up.

brad pitt. 12 monkeys.

He's a piece of trash, no doubt, but I'll go with my first impulse on this one and say Case from Neuromancer. Anyone more heroic, and the book might not have worked at all. When a character so jaded and generally screwed up finally gets horrified/pushed into action by something, it has a strong effect on the story.

The way the supervisor guides the workers inside the excavators is kind of incredible. Dude is like a marble-harvesting mecha pilot.

There are bigger/better reasons we shouldn't be fracking. Mainly, that we shouldn't be risking anything that could contaminate our aquifers and water table.

Only time for a micro, but couldn't resist:

Is it any worse than bleeding out when shrapnel from an anti-personnel bomb rips you to shreds and you see that your body has pretty much been fileted?

Eh, is it only my impression, that whatever the alliances, whatever the political era, there's always someone that wants to nuke Poland? Because that's what would happen. We're always so f***cked.

Absolutely, hands down the best part of the video is when the translator does a BBC News translation version of the Batman voice. It's so awkward and marvelous.

Because they might have had an "ear" mold and a "nose" mold, and so on. But it seems from this preliminary analysis that they didn't.

not obligatory...o-BRILLIANT!

I think you'll find the other 70% knew how to loop footage on the cam and were out doing mob hits.