You forgot the zombies playing video games.

Last one: climate change and overpopulation.

Na I'm pretty sure there's conclusive evidence that he existed... ask a theologian or google "evidence that jesus existed" I guess. Edit: as conclusive as it gets for his status anyway.

A chair is just people copying a rock.

I smell an Apple lawyer

How much do you want to bet a lack of firm records explains even most of the worldwide omissions? Wikivids

it was a cat-like Martian, not a Martian cat.

So very true. And why the dino bones? For the fuck of it, I don't give a shit, ask my dad.

This is more problematic if people can actually do that wired-jack thing without your consent/knowledge.

omerta

I bet she makes great time travel pie too.

who knows, I can only imagine that creationism becomes so brilliant and complex with the lies stacking up that it becomes an excellent way to train the brain of a future member of wall street.

Yeah I have the same feeling, or when it got into the position it sort of accidentally got its butt-cheeks analogues parted just a bit, so the warmth and dryness goes right in.

you just need a genius inventor to pervert and you have the greatest hoax of all time

massively increase and retain talent influx and rnd work*.

There's a theory that the current world economy isn't really capitalism but creditism, and the way for the US to come out of this mess will be to invest, per another commentor's wording, truly shitzillions in solar etc. to retain talent and rnd. Have a sort of multiple-zone Silican Valley/ Hyderabad effect basically,…

was it April that was the cruellest month? something like that anyways.

Virtual frontiers are what I'd like to see, where solving immersive game puzzles lead to scientific breakthroughs or research fodder in multiple fields, so also multiple frameworks for enabling that at each step in the experimental process. There could be wars and other types of player-on-player competition and also…

solaris ahoy

"wake you up to your history". Yes. FFS.