Everybody is a streaming show of blood. When you open us, we need to buffer.
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Damn, this is disappointing. The show had one very simple, very big thing going for it - it was hilarious. We live in the era of the Sad Sitcom, so it’s easy to forget how important that is, but Santa Clarita Diet made me lough out loud at least once every episode, and that’s no small thing. The plots never really…
Sigh. Every day I feel someone needs to resurrect that Tumblr ‘Your Fave is Problematic.’
In 2012 The Avengers- a team of Marvel B-listers managed to make $1.5 Billion (and the previous highest grossing film in the MCU hadn’t manged to cross $700 million.) So it made double what even the previous highet grossing film in its series had made to that point.
Justice League was a pretty awful couple of hours. Suicide Squad was an excruciating 20 minutes and deserved less time than I gave it.
And if it made another $100 million, it might have actually broken even.
I’d just like to butt in and say how much I love Chris Samnee’s work. His run on DD with Mark Waid was perfection.
With the introduction of Bullseye I think it’s time to mention that in the comics, women who sleep with Matt Murdoch tend to end up dead. Usually killed by Bullseye.
A great many self proclaimed Star Wars/Marvel/DC/whatever franchise movie nerds aren’t actually fans of movies as a medium or craft. They’re fans of signifiers. They’re not actually looking for nuanced compelling storytelling. They want to see familiar symbols doing things that make them feel the same sort of power…
Yup. Also applies to the word "libtard" - whenever it appears in any comment, I just skip the whole thing. It's kinda nice, in a way, that there are such easily identifiable markers that let me know Not To Bother.
He’s an RLM fan. Well that certainly explains a lot.
People are not paying 40 million dollars for another cut of Justice League.
If she tries to blackmail me, I’ll drop her out a higha window
SPOILER ALERT:
Nazis literally tried to kill my grandparents, but luckily the grandparents of other people killed a bunch of Nazis. I’m just fine punching them in the motherfucking face, just like they deserve, as a sign of respect to our grandparents.
I find it ironic that these assholes haven’t gotten the lesson that video games have been drilling into our heads since the 80's: Nazis are the bad guys. They have always been the bad guys and, if you support them, then you are a bad person.
How is Venom getting all this talent, when he sucks so darn much?
“You’re wife was just showing us her Klimt.”
... there’s a disclaimer at the top of the article.