To be fair, the stone that controls time was ACTUALLY important to the way the ending of the movie played out, and in an fairly clever and even amusing way that no other Marvel film has replicated. It has the hero defeating an all-powerful villain by literally removing part of the physics equation for power: when time…

I feel like the writers’ meetings for this episode started with a lot of fart noises generated with hands and ended with “what if we mash up Harry Mudd and “Cause and Effect”? That’s bound to finally out-do “Window of Opportunity” and reclaim the best time travel writing prize for Star Trek!”

So what part did I get wrong?

2016 really was a good year to die.

You’re either shockingly stupid, or you condone predatory sexual behavior directed at minors. Those are your only choices, pick one.

‘_’

Stop that. You *stop that.*

Don’t engage in the exact same process that made it necessary for Gretchen Mol to write her own article about how no, she didn’t get work in movies by fucking Harvey Weinstein.

You *should* notice that Bryan Singer keeps casting a certain type of male actor.

You *should not* do that thing…

“I’ll list the usual suspects”

Look, I’m a Star Wars fan and I don’t think the Episode I to III trilogy is the most egregious example of Hollywood racism ever, as some critics may have suggested, but there are still many glaring racial stereotypes throughout the films that are, if not intentional, at the very least hugely thoughtless and misguided.

I think that audiences almost forgot that Jar Jar was a special effect. He looked pretty lifelike and speaking for myself, I actually find him more visually convincing than Gollum.

You know, you’re right. What good does bringing these items to light and shaming the perpetrator do, when the option of ‘being over it’ is right there, and so, so much more effective.

I thought his catchphrase was, “Coolant Leak! We’ve got a coolant leak!”

Video game?

She’s a good actress who made the common mistake of being a woman in Hollywood who’s aged.

Even with her mental health/substance abuse issues, Courtney Love behaves a lot better than a lot of men in Hollywood.

You don’t, but that what probably made it so easy for people to disbelieve her and for CAA to blacklist her.

Is it such a revelation that men in a position of power in Hollywood (or anywhere...) are predatory?

Your true self sucks.

This is a pretty funny bit, I’m just sorry I haven’t seen you do it on the other trailer articles.

1. I don’t label myself as a nerd, but thanks for deciding you know who I am.

I’m not a big fan of TFA (it’s like, a 3.5/5 star movie for me), but CinemaSins is a terrible utility to use for a counterpoint.