I want to see a follow up to the series where Jordan shows up, unannounced, with a cameraman to the homes of all his former teammates who are complaining now. And Oakley is standing by the car, just glaring at them.

Yeah is Scottie mad they kept in him saying he’d do it again? Like he said that of course they’re gonna put that in there.

I mean can someone tell me why Scottie is mad? I mean the migraine headache has been beaten to death, just like The Pistons walk off. If he is mad about the 1.8 sit down in the 1994 playoffs, my advice to him would be to look in the mirror. He has had over 25 years to admit he was wrong and instead doubled down. He…

Man back in my day, someone if called you part of a cocaine circus you’d stand up proudly, put on your bear suit, and start to ride the fucking bike.

Once I pushed P Diddy out of an elevator. It was already overly crowded, which was a common occurrence at this building and some dude tried to ram himself in so I pushed him out saying “You don’t fit just wait“. I was made aware after the fact. I still find it funny. 

I’m not sure what is funnier to me - the degree to which the stunt guy tries to sell it, or that the full dialogue of this gif seems to be the following:

Missing girl, missing dog, missed Amazon delivery, you playing with fire if you are invading someone's home.

Sorry, all I saw was your buttcheeks flappin’. You were trying to say something?

According to white-people-laws, Ms. Shepard and her son were within their legal rights to mow these home invaders down with assault rifles.

This is Tyranny, where are the RWNJ defending the homeowners, wait, the homeowners were black, nothing to see here.

I was in fear for my life

You can cancel Megan Mullaly’s show twice, but nothing’s gonna keep her off NBC’s Thursday lineup.

The Dems ran plenty of perfectly decent candidates. They just didn’t get the votes.

I hate to break it to you, but the Democrats aren’t leftist. They may be left of Republicans on some things, but they aren’t really left on the political spectrum. They don’t put forth younger, more progressive candidates because they don’t want to.

Heather, even though I don’t always agree with your opinions on this site I must give you praise for this article. It is brilliant. I never considered MGS2 to have all this complexity and I always took it as a test to fans nostalgia with MGS1 in order to shape the future of the series. After reading your take, I can…

Wht an excellent read to start my day with. I definitely was not expecting MGS2 to be what it was when it came out, and I did not appreciate its meta elements at the time. My roommate and I would ridicule Raiden for constantly being an idiot, mimicking his voice asking a series of increasingly simple questions. While…

And yet, I’m here to say that I think it’s Actually The Best One.

I was traumatized as a kid watching this. I wish I had Mac and Me to take the effect away. I didn’t know that movie existed until Paul Rudd kept trolling Conan O’Brien with it. 

Did you ask her how Jill fucking Stein is doing? The worst campaign spokeswoman ever.

Because a portion of police officers are in it for the power trip. It's not about serve and protecting, it's about beating and cuffing.