kevin james will be happy with a call from DDP

Adam Sandler is a character Daniel Day-Lewis has been playing for nearly 30 years.

They’re paid shit for the job. Consequently, all the people willing to take the job are shitty people who suck and life and take it out on you.

I had a really weird experience the last time I was selected for random screening. I knew what to expect so when she went into her verbal spiel, I waived the preview and said she could just get started. And she got SUPER PISSED at me. I got pissed because it was 4:45 AM and I had an unreasonable bitch snarling in my…

“I was just goofin’ around herpa derp! I got kids and a wife derpa herp!”

I cannot possibly star this comment enough!!

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Yes, leadership. Pelosi has successfully wrangled the cats who make up the Democrats in the House, and is herding them to impeachment. She knows how to lead. Even more important, she knows how to count votes.

I’ve got nothing but love for Maxine but today my thoughts have been filled with Elijah Cummings. That man spent the last three years of his life in pain and fighting for our democracy. His last official act on this earth was to sign subpoenas meant to defend and protect the children at the border. He was the very…

You mean Maxine Waters & Nancy Pelosi are showing what strong leadership looks like? But I was told that they were too old, centrist & corporate bought to make a difference. I was told that the “Justice Dems” were ready to take over and lead the party. I was told that “The Squad” were the new face of the Democratic…

For some reason, Clint Eastwood and the other makers of Richard Jewell decided that the tragic story needed a retelling with the addition of a spicy suggestion that Kathy Scruggs fucked for tips.

Wtf does this have to do with jussie's lying ass, and how has he won exactly? 

I hate how aspirational this commercial is.

I’d be more interested in how many people who preordered the vehicle even have an intention to buy it at all. It’s a refundable $100 deposit and you know over 250,000 people are not buying it. The preorders will be meaningless. It’s just so you can tell your friends you are getting a Tesla truck and when the time…

Ya don’t have to do residency to be an engineer bro, this isn’t the medical field. Source: am engineer and never did a residency.

He took the same calculus and diff eq as any other engineer...not that this is particularly complex math. What does his experience have to do with basic geometry and vectors?

No, you don’t. Not when he’s had eight years to do something -- anything, especially as he brags about his “record” as an executive even when his constituents have plenty of evidence that all he’s done is throw them repeatedly under the bus — and he literally did nothing.

I had the same thought, like this was just a shell on wires they were going to lift off of the real one at any minute.

Between the truck design, the goth kids from South Park breaking shit, and how badly Elon was doing at presenting I still am not convinced we didn’t just get trolled.

I thought for sure it was a troll... and they were going to bring out the “real one”.... I’m literally shocked at how bad this is.