he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

Just a little extra work while y’all in your third dream.

“I have never thought that thing I said” is pretty impressive by the admittedly already high standard of bullshit to say in insincere apologies. 

It’s a me, Pedo!

In the NBA world, where you can’t move your pivot foot before driving.

Seriously. If you watch any 90's NBA games, they used to fuck each other up AND traveling was called I wonder if that’s ever coming back. 

Just put it under your arm and run with it. They quit calling traveling for real years ago ...

I’m debating what’s more impressive, the 8 or so foot shuffles he does before the dribble, or the fact that it’s being called a “step back” when it’s just a lateral jump.

It’s not the eventual extra steps I’m most pissed about.

Imagine if you’re a Vikings fan. Three years ago you thought you had the team to win it all. You had a ridiculous defense and an up-and-coming star at quarterback. Everything changes during one practice, forever altering the franchise. You lose said quarterback to a freak injury; one that almost costed him a limb. You…

*Jeremy Irons sadly kicks a can down the road*

Nothing comes out of this guy’s mouth that doesn’t sound like a Gatorade ad. Nothing.

I’ve always thought The Rock is a tad conceited, but in a very charming way. Vin Diesel, however, is famously a massive D&D nerd and so he gets my vote as my favourite actor named after a natural substance. Well, technically Diesel is a *refined* natural substance, and it shows.

I’m fucking angry - she was restrained, assaulted, robbed, had her body defaced and was threatened by a group of male children. This isn’t some sort of simple school yard event, and maybe we need to be looking more closely at school yard events that resemble felonies.

Gunn and Graham have an ongoing playful ribbing each other thing, that is actually fun. Gunn has a daily show on the local Philadelphia sports channel and he’s in the locker room almost daily and the “feud” with Graham is something that goes back a few years now. Both of these guys are a lot of fun. 

They give out a free cuppa whip cream. They call it a “pupachino” but you don’t even hafta have a dog with you. Just tell ‘em it’s outside, bam, free whip cream.

It’s that list, cross-referenced with a list of restaurants without locks on their dumpsters.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

I courtesy flush when I’m home. ALONE. It’s when I don’t that the authorities should be called.