I don't get it, the game had so long to "polish" itself and we still get this piece of shit?

Great to see this review. It was a steaming pile of shit and should have been left in the creative stages.

"30FPS suuuuuuucks."

Perhaps you should know that Ocarina of Time ran at 17 frames per second.

His build is too strong and well-developed to be a playable character, post-Symphonia. Damn youths and their teenage cardio-only antics.

Yeeaaah... That's what I'm getting out of this, as well. It feels very off... I love that there will be more, but the way it's being done seems wrong.

Because they want to sell it to the rest of the classrooms. RRKidz, the company that bought the rights to Reading Rainbow, is a For Profit enterprise. Not that 00.09% of the public elementary classrooms in the US won't appreciate it...

i'm going to fuck the shit out of all those furbies.

"A game like Super Mario 3D World was fine, he said. But it was still "just another Mario game."

Football has 11 people on one side of the ball

Oh so you're a fucking idiot huh? That's interesting I guess.

I'm a huge baby in real life, I don't need to play as one.

Really? I've heard people say the Pro Controller is even better than the 360's gamepad

Your opinion is wrong. The GC has the best controller ever.

The GC controller was amazing. You just have lame thumbs. Take your lies elsewhere! ):<

"No."

I like this controller the most.

Random thought: could they launch this alongside a new Virtual Console program for GameCube games? (PLEASE?)

I'll take this design over Crystal...like in a heartbeat.