I prefer the term “edgelord,” seeing as most people I know who theorize about stuff like this are well into their 20’s and sometimes in their early 30’s.

Talk to me about that when your first generation of gaming is decades behind you.

It seems to me like people are making a bigger deal of V’s budget than it is. You know the average Gran Turismo spends in excess of $80 mil.

It’s still a game that— at 60 hours and pacing myself lightly (taking the time to actually recruit and develop— I’m only halfway 39% through. I would say that’s a pretty big game. And at least bigger than any Metal Gear to date. Yes, it sucks it was unfinished, and I say that as a huge MGS fan, but to say that it’s…

Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Perhaps Big Boss was a moe renaissance man.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who commented on this...

This opinion is incorrect.

Someone beat me to it, but trust me, as a former GameStop employee we don’t like it any more than you do. And corporate constantly has covert agents making sure you’re doing all the things outlined in policy, so it’s annoying as heck.

Spoilers. That’s what.

No teenage goth could have written that thesis at the end of Metal Gear Solid 2, you pleb.

Exactly!.... Which, I mean, to me sounds exhausting because the older I get the less time I find to play video games (hire me, Kotaku!) but that’s pretty much universally going to be seen as great news. I’m down, anyway.

I’ve lived in a vacuum until recently where everyone I know loved Metal Gear, but lately (since moving) I’ve learned that most people don’t even bother with the games because they’re “too Japanese-y” (???, and this said right after the same person told me to watch Advent Children)... is this a general consensus…

Average play time I’ve read for the main story is 50 hours. That’s not counting the nearly 100 hours of side missions, so I hear.

I’m the same way, but I’m sure that there will still be almost film-length cutscenes towards the end. I can live without the expository codec conversations and “standing in a room talking” cutscenes.

Now, I know the scope of TPP is substantial in comparison, but... play GZ on PC. Your fears will be assuaged.

Whoa, this is great news. Been wanting to see this and Genius Party forever!

No, my friend, you’re funny. Revengeance was amazingly fun, and I enjoyed the over the top take on the future of MG’s tech.

*the sounds of men jerking each other off*

That Mario Party 10 deal is not available in my area and seems to have either sold out or something... (Says “Shipping Temporarily Unavailable”)... anyone ever done price-matching with Wal-Mart? Think they’ll match this price?

That Mario Party 10 deal is not available in my area and seems to have either sold out or something... (Says…