Chris Pratt's character and Bryce Dallas Howard's character at the end of Jurassic World.

I wish them the very best! :)

He's always been a total open book about his life's ups and downs and his struggle with depression, he's funny and acerbic and an all-around brilliant pop culture critic, he looks like your crumudgeonly co-worker with a heart of gold. Dude may be an A-list comedian living in Los Angeles, but he's relatable as hell.

Definitely not the greatest little Hobbit of them all.

I can see zero reason why the Japanese wouldn't be like HEY AMERICA, WE HAVE YOUR SUPER POPULAR NATIONAL HERO, COME AND GET HER! broadcast across every propaganda channel 24/7.

Him and Seth McFarlane. Let's punch both of them and find out who's the most punchable of all time.

Isn't Lindsay engaged to some sleazy Russian billionaire?

Fuck dentistry being so expensive, and for being not only so expensive but intimidating and hard to insure so that most people avoid the dentist until something goes wrong and they discover that they have a huge list of teeth issues that need to be fixed.

I'm pretty "meh" about it. It had some genuinely good moments and pretty good writing but for the most part it didn't feel exhilarating or fun. I honestly thought the best character/only character worth rooting for was his foster dad, and I think the filmmakers really wanted everyone's favorite character to be Baby…

I've never heard of that, but once I was visiting a fancy college and their women's bathrooms, in addition to having a nicely arranged basket of feminine napkins on the counter, had a little scale that you could step on and instead of a number it would just point to "awesome" or "brilliant" or the like. I wasn't…

The soundtrack to Forrest Gump was an enormous influence on pretty much my taste in music, my interest in American history, and more or less my career as an archivist, so for that I can't thank it enough.

I ate hot dogs and huddled under the covers with my terrified cats when the fireworks went off all night.

I'll be your pen-pal :) I like sending greeting cards to people for no real reason.

I know how you feel. I haven't had kids of my own yet, and we do want them, but every time I visit friends with young kids I leave with the resolution to go back on the birth control asap. Aside from the acceptance of never being able to finish a sentence ever again, I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around the…

Well said. The Belmont Fizz are nothing but pretentious gadabouts.

Oh, the Cincinnati Fizzlebottoms were ruined decades ago after one of the daughters married that Dartmouth boy. The Belmont Fizzlebottoms are the ones you have to keep your nails clean for.

That's fair. He has a great voice but I'm not really into opera, and his pop stuff is pretty cheesy. Hopefully he stretches himself as an artist at some point and works on more interesting music.

Hot dogs and potato salad, with strawberry-blackberry shortcake for dessert.

Oh Josh…*swoon*

The Beguiled looks good. It's a bummer that the similarly set My Cousin Rachel didn't do well, since that looked promising in trailers. I think the next big popcorn movie that I'm excited for is Thor Ragnarok, and that's not even out until November. It feels really weird to see a superhero blockbuster in the theater…