I just want Spider-Man to be fun again :(

I love Spider-Man and hated the Andrew Garfield movies, so this particularly stings that Tom Holland isn't getting all the spotlight.

Nothing diminished my enthusiasm for this movie more than seeing the trailer and poster with him so prominently in it. I'm hoping the marketing is making his role in this look bigger than it is.

I associate watermelon and cornrows with summer and the beach, and the song was clearly marketed as an infectious summer hit (it was no "California Gurls"), so I don't see the intended racism so much as I see "Katy Perry's Totally Hip And Not At All Focus-Grouped Summer Party Brought To You By Target".

And here I figured the most controversial part of the video was the twerking cartoon ice cream cone with the PTSD flashback eyes, but no one ever brings that up.

Fell down the stairs on Friday and took a bad sprain known as "turf toe". Been housebound all weekend, catching up on Fargo and working my way through Orange is the New Black.

Just because you didn't know is no reason to assume it's a spoiler.

This was well known before the season came out.

Unfortunately I discovered the band after Peter Steele died, and now I seriously regret that I didn't get to see them live when I'm sure they toured near me.

This kinda inspired me to want a #blacklatte. I think it would be coffee and Mexican hot chocolate. I'll call it the Black Cindy.

Type O Negative.

Oh good, now when I get "Red" stuck in my head I don't have to watch the lame-ass live version on YouTube.

No, the absolute saddest part is that they are completely serious. And the mods immediately remove any critical or dissenting comments.

I know. I need to stop doing this to myself. But the desperate stupidity is so hilarious, I can't help it…

Meanwhile in T_D, they've all suddenly become rabid monarchists because supposedly Queen Elizabeth "destroyed" Sadiq Khan. It would be hilarious if I wasn't crying so hard.

Going by the baseball shoved into his cheek, I think painkillers and exhaustion probably factored a lot into that horrific performance. Not that it excuses him.

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

Oh believe me, riding in a car is the only time he ever stops making noise.

My cat is so chill that I can put him in his carrier and take him on the bus with me, and he won't make a peep the entire time. Just wanted to brag.

Can't trust babies these days.