Professor: The problem with both parties is they always want to give your tax dollars to the less fortunate!
Fry: The less fortunate get all the breaks!

This toads the wet sprocket!

Well, nuts to me!

Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared…TV audiences don't want anything original. They wanna see the same thing they've seen a thousand times before.

If robosexual marriage becomes legal, imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children. Then imagine we said those things, since we couldn't think of any. As a mother, those things worry me.

Alas that mine only son should sink into an irreversible, permanent…coma.

That calculus lecture was harder than I expected. We had to answer every question in the form of an opera. I have a lot of homework for tomorrow, if I don't want to be [singing] Embarrassed!

Please, Fry! I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor!

Leela: I don't know what came over me. I killed one person on impulse. Then I had to kill another. And another.
Fry: Well, that covers the first three killings.

Fry: I'm good at video games and bad at everything else. That's why I wish life were more like a video game.
Professor: Can you put that in the form of a question?
Fry: What if that thing I said?

She's a hateful monster, this Morgan! I tell you, she's risking my friendship with her.

It's so hot, I poured McDonald's coffee in my lap to cool off…Johnny Carson said it.

The Breakfast Club soundtrack? I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff.

George Takei: You see, the show was banned after the Star Trek wars.
Zapp Brannigan: You mean the mass migration of Star Wars fans?
Nichelle Nichols: No, that was the Star Wars trek.

Hot crackers! I take exception to that!

Professor, when did you become so obsessed with voting?
The very instant I became old!

Sweet girls aren't for you, you hard-fighting, hard-farting, ugly, ugly son of a…

Crazy bugs actually wove this tapestry of my heroic conquest while I was still killing them

I'll tell Fry to clean out, among other things, his ear!

Where's the device that lets you speed or slow the passage of time?