Going to an NFL game seems like a lot of fun.

The result also would have been better if the orange weirdo’s mother had aborted him.

Can’t blame him, who wants to be a part of that stupid ass parade? Their whole house probably reeks of butt.

Simmons totally cratered his career when he wrote that idiotic Eagles (the band) piece a while back, where he was carrying on and on about how utterly wild they were. The Eagles suck and anyone who likes them is a tool.

So he was suspended for being ruled safe at second base? What a fuck-up of a call.