Nolan, numbers - the just aren’t, you know, simpatico.

Thanks for all those “quote” marks. Wouldn’t have had a clue what you were “droning” on about otherwise. Also nice to know you work at a “multinational media conglomerate.”

There is no such thing as proper paragraph structure, with so much depending on house style and the writer’s preferences.

This isn’t funny or insightful or anything.

Fucking Hanes t-shirts? Seriously?