I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

The Kevin Everett news blooper...was right here (taps your chest)... the entire time

I would say 86 points (a total that’d win the EPL nearly half the time), an eight-point margin over third place, having the most goals scored and fewest goals conceded, going to the Champions’ League when their rivals aren’t, and doing so with a team whose stars are all young and look to be getting even better is a…

They won the ‘finishing ahead of Arsenal for once’ trophy. They have to start somewhere, right?

My reaction to the 2nd picture:

I have to get off a shitty overnight commercial flight and be functional in a second language for a meeting at 8 am and this fucking clown can’t even do dinner? Give me a fucking break.

I now hate Matt Lauer one degree less. That’s saying a lot as I’ll never forgive him for what he did to Ann Curry.

The other lawyers I know have been remarking about how Trump reminds us of that client who’s sure everything will be fine if we would just let him talk directly to the judge and work things out.

Dispatch from Baltimore: UA is headquartered here and recently reached a controversial deal with the city to purchase a BUTTLOAD of land called Port Covington to build a huge “campus” in exchange for tax breaks from the city (Tax-Increment Financing or a TIF). The city has given out TIFs before under the guise of…

The state pays the the same, flat rate per student.

Just sharing this because.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

The boy weighed 30 pounds when he was found

True but Harbaugh’s team was not entirely based off of Baalke picks, plus a great deal of those players left the season Harbaugh left. Also, a great deal of the 2010 and 2011 drafts (both good) are both highly credited to ground work laid by Scot McCloughan.

What’s the problem with this? After seeing what they did to Harbaugh, do you really think what he’s saying isn’t true? Baalke and York are complete asshats....of course they undermined him.

In Chip Kelly’s defense, all available evidence points to Trent Baalke really sucking at his job.