I thought it could only move south...

That would make her mother’s upbringing of her as Mathematician to get her away from the influence of her father and other poets, quite.... Byronic.

The snakes were the best part of the video.

Wait...why would you double click or hit F2 when you can just start typing in a cell? I’m confused

Is there any edible plant that doesn't have some level of carbohydrates in it? Even if a food doesn't have enough for fermentation or is too small in quantity to make spirits, they can still steep for a spirit. Such as pine cone liqueur and I swear celery liqueur is also a thing.

I’ve got all that shit beat:

Helvetica scenario?

you know these guys really have a hard time getting dates

For the love of Jeebuz, what do I have to do to not be gray anymore? I’m funny, I’m smart, and goddammit people like me.

Alien disco.

Is a life size version available? I'm asking for my kids....

It's turtles all the way down.

I can’t believe I’ll have to post it again. But hey, people are that stupid.

i’ve dated and *then* eaten worse

“Qantas never crashed.”

Suction ? So, Canadian hydrants suck? Here in the U.S., ours blow.

Patrick,