Hey, how can you not be a narcissist when you're that beautiful?

I'm assuming Norovirus is still free?

Godzilla never came. Should be number 1....

Congratulations Lifehacker, you just invented deglazing.

As a man, I'd just like to congratulate these intrepid researchers and inventors.

Not on topic but.... shalom

Turning your sour cream container upside down will not "create a vacuum". That's some pretty bad physics. Air already in the container when you close the lid will stay in the container.

I actually use it as a reminder to take my multivitamin. If it's mid afternoon and I'm not urinating Mountain Dew, then I probably forgot to take my multivitamin at lunch.

Why not just use the knife as a lever to open the bottle? Much quicker.

Either that, or they're becoming sentient...

This has made my day and restored some faith in humanity.

Oh my god, I read this headline as "President Bush wants to get pics of your vulva" and now I need to scrub my brain with bleach.

Of all places that discovered this...

The thing is, somebody quite knowledgeable probably sat down and talked to the CNN reporters and explained everything to them and the notes they took from that interview resulted in the article CNN published.

Wow. This might be the most perfect woman on the planet. Beautiful, weird, creative, forward thinking and with balls the size of Texas.

I'm shocked at these current developments. Charging electric cars is revolting.

Fantastic win for standards. Until Apple decides to enter the electric car race, and develops something completely different.

No penis on Venus.

Of course venting does help! Swearing reliefs pain and anger.