Looked it up (Nigella Lawson recipe). I like spicy, but the quantities she has in her recipe scare me. Still, it must work, even if I’d add some chopped parsley 30 seconds before all’s done.

Since it’s about cooking, rather than merely frying, I’ll stake a claim for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakshouka.

Re: you’ll be surprised at how much salt this dish can soak up, here’s a tip - every other time you make this, ‘fix’ the dish, while oven hot, with soy sauce. It’s a tasty alternate that works!

Meh. With a capital M.

you are, of course, wrong - but the mummy simile is great!

there is much truth in your comment; it gets to be an absolute truth if the brie is cold

well nigh required!

no one mentioned this yet, but since the whole piece is aimed at newbies, I’ll add my measly 2 cents:

or a surgeon taking home his obsession 

Amen to that. That axis is taken care of by nature. messing with it is OCD!

Nah, not a Nazi salute. I’m amazed at the amount of traffic it generated.

Best treatment for snakes in scrotum is to spill boiling hot peas on them!

Please consider a few tiny fine adjustments.

Never!

indeed - this is why those who could lose more than defense fees will settle

The bleach business will rather settle than bet that your ‘pretty sure’ applies to a grumpy judge, snubbed by his mistress, or cut off in traffic after getting up 6 times that night to dribble past a pesky prostate, or even vanquished by incipient impotence.

Thank you. This offsets the Nasdaq blues, in spades.

Stop right there! We might consider an introductory overture about physiology of sexual organs, you know, some pro-forma factoids, just so we can’t be actually prosecuted for abusing the youths we’re ‘educating’. But behavior of sexual organs? Haven’t you heard of the Fires of Hell? 

no wire, no fun!