From everything I have read about George Clooney, from bit actors to crew members, he his the nicest, chillest, most genuine person in the industry. So for him to be pushed to that point, you know something was fucked up. And when you see that video with Lily Tomlin, you know exactly how this man operates.
I was literally at the Pretzel line and was like - wait, is this Jenny?
Worth noting that there is zero chance these parents will let the child out of their eyesight to be kidnapped.
Methuselah Honeysuckle
Yeah, when I got kidnapped as a kid, the dude kept calling me Wonder Woman. It was all very confusing.
Except that kidnapping by strangers is ridiculously rare. Also, the baby’s one — if he’s alone for long enough to go to a stranger anyhow, something already went wrong.
My kids like to invite alllll their friends to their birthday parties. But receiving that many gifts is INSANE and not good for anyone. So I have come up with Creative Solutions, for instance: “please bring a book to exchange.” Then we have a huge grab bag and everyone gets a book! Present Overload avoided AND party…
It’s spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it’s pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove
Generic non-personalized clothing obviously implies that either this child is a) unloved and therefore unlikely to be worth the trouble or b) unnamed and difficult to claim a ransom on.
Haha, my son’s name is Ford (it’s a family name) so he DOES wear the occasional Ford-logo apparel bc, hell, it’s cute!
She ruled! Spy, female playwright, suspicious origins? Now that’s a role model I can get behind.
OMG! I just commented on this 10 seconds ago. I'm sad you stole my comment. But now we need to be best friends.
I love you for the Aphra Behn reference.
“While a fully functioning sex robot is likely light years away...” Light years measure distance, not time! So it’s just regular years away. Sheesh.
You Britta’d it
I would pay many dollars to see a videotaped reaction of Allen's face to surprise whimsical taxidermy in the house.
You never meet smart racists anymore! Back in the Thomas Jefferson days there used to be smart racists everywhere, but they have all died.