OMG this is EXACTLY what I was thinking when I was reading this! Maybe Mark and Allen can name the next guinea pig Hailey!

DUDE! I was just thinking the exact same thing. Allen IS Victor and he DEFINITELY does not want any more towels. Also, I'm super excited I have found an opportunity to shoehorn in a picture of the Beyoncé the not so giant metal chicken my darling former bosses gave me as a going away present.

You are listing the reasons why you don't want a wedding. A wedding is not necessary for getting married. A marriage license is actually very cheap.

I've put a pin in at least 50 condoms and I'm still without child, but I'll keep trying. One of us is bound to fall pregnant on accident sooner or later if we don't stop, you know?

Is this one a minor? Because if I was a hetero dude who subscribed to GQ and this showed up in my mailbox, I would be... concerned.

I think the difference here is that you both feel the same way. If both partners don't care about marriage and have discussed that they are equally committed, then great. But it's a red flag when one person wants to show that commitment as marriage and the other isn't willing to match that. I think it would be the…

“top gun” can’t make you gay, silly. you have to watch “magic mike” during a lightning storm.

Revan fucked a Cylon. Or maybe vice versa.

Oh man. All of the straight people on here who are like "why do you need to get married to commit to each other? It's just a piece of paper!" A piece of paper that has huge, HUGE legal benefits, a piece of paper that acts as a symbol of lifetime commitment, and piece of paper that does genuinely make it much harder to…

Since I am totally the Allen in my relationship, I can totally leave a message just for Allen, right? Ok, here goes. I hope you are listening (um, reading?) Allen:

The thing is, if marriage is hypothetically on the table for a couple, as it is for GinAndTonic and her guy, then refusing to talk about marriage and refusing to actually get married is refusing to progress in the relationship, and it is refusing to fully commit. Only if marriage is completely off the table as an…

Does the Sith looks a little like Darth Revan ?

I am not a Star Wars fan but I love what they are doing with this. Looks faithful to the original, the CGI doesn’t seem obnoxious, and honestly, with the price they paid and the director, I expect this to be excellent. Looks faithful to the source material not just in setting but in cinematography and props and I am…

Isn’t everything about the people in Time’s 100 Most Influential going to sound like a brag when they just state the context for how they know the subject of their pieces? Because they’ve done such impressive shit and hold such impressive jobs? Not that I love the man, but Scalia saying he known RBG from court is just…

Having had the good fortune to serve beside her on both courts, I can attest that her opinions are always thoroughly considered...

An article about a trans man perhaps getting the cover on a major men’s magazine just because of the state of his body is not the time or place you to splooge about your personal definitions of manhood, especially when doing so invalidates the significance of his accomplishment and his representation. It’s an…

“It’s about him thinking he’s changing ideas of manhood”

Multitasking is never a strong point when talking about social movements. Remember that time we got marriage equality and ENDA at the same time? Yeah, me neither.