Maybe people who are married but don’t live with their spouse can rent a room to a divorced person who can’t afford rent on an entire place by themselves.

So, like a therapist.

Because they are committed to a lifelong relationship? I dunno, seems obvious.

I dated a guy for 5 years and MOTHERFUCKER CLEAN UP YOUR PEE. I’ve been single for ... at least 12 years now, and you know what? THERE IS NO PEE DRIBBLED DOWN THE FRONT OF MY TOILET. God, men are gross.

Yeah, my takeaway from this article is, “So he’s single?”

Are they nice bras? That she loves? Good bras that actually fit are hard to find, so you have to take that into account when you decide ... Meaning, if you think she would be upset at the loss of those particular bras, throw those mother fuckers out. Or burn them while enjoying a glass of whatever favorite liquor she…

you don’t fucking dare judge the host’s cooking skills

Yeah, I’ll take one for the team as soon as Chads start taking one for the team by fucking me.

I’m 48, and that’s still my MO.

#notalldads

> the entitlement of a guy

What the hell did they stuff his trousers with?

Which ladies? We’re not a borg, you know. Lean muscle, just like what this guy has, gets me panting. I’ve met women who lost their trousers over guys who look like The Rock. I’ve plenty of hefty dudes who had girlfriends. Different strokes for different folks, you know?

Thanks for all those insights! I only sew for myself, but since I have to alter patterns from the size they come in to my actual size, I feel pretty confident that I could do that for other people, too! And I didn’t even go to school for fashion design or anything. It just seems like the folks on the show should know…

*faze

Now I know where to publish the results of my Neko Atsume machine learning project.

I’m so woke that I don’t wear gloves when I handle HF.

“who are woke and aware and comfortable sleeping with [HIV-positive] performers.”

People who are genuinely caring friends, supportive siblings, devoted sons/daughters and helpful coworkers can also be rapists, because people contain multitudes that aren’t limited to the very worst parts of themselves.

Not to mention the glutamates in fish sauce