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Why wait? :)

> Like Worcestershire sauce

> According to Samat’s history of food, fish sauce has the same effect on the palate as MSG,

Scones! Buttermilk, baking soda scones with lemon curd, and home made creme fraiche.

I feel like most people deal with these kinds of awakenings before they reach 27!

I’m a work-from-home-with-thyroid-issues, and I got nothing. You have my sympathy, though! Can you get up with your partner? As long as they are getting up anyway, get up with them?

I love lokokitchen! I’ve been on a blue berry curd making binge like, forever, and mine just doesn’t taste that great. It doesn’t taste bad, but it really doesn’t taste like blueberries. I really have to wonder if hers really tastes yummy and if it does, what her secret is.

That line of thinking is actually a thing. If that’s the case, if people can actually be oriented toward children, well, celibacy is also a thing.

Hugo is a soot sprite!

Where were you supposed to send the calls? Weren’t you supposed to be helping the service desk? And wasn’t that what you were doing?

Playing the long game ... I like it.

1 in 6000 is pretty good odds, but I would tank my security clearance.

With some cost-of-living inflation, $10 seems to be in the right ball park

Next feng shui trend: orienting toilets along N-S lines

It’s freaking me the fuck out! If you aren’t in a residential zone, you’re likely to be driving faster than that! I want to ask what kind of morons thought car seats only needed to be rated at 35, but I’m actually wondering if there are reasons that went into that that aren’t obvious to the casual observer.

Nah, rickets is caused by lack of vitamin D. You can have all the calcium in the world, but you can’t absorb it without vitamin D.

Red hair! Mutant!

And the women they do it to would like them to cut it out.

I was hoping somebody would pick this.

But somebody sort of did